February 2012
1 post
January 2012
2 posts
November 2011
7 posts
1 tag
I think I'm coming down with something...
Sgt. Ben Peterson: She’s quite a doctor, eh?
Agent Robert Graham: Yeah. If she’s the kind that takes care of sick people, I think I’ll get a fever real quick.
James Whitmore and James Arness, upon meeting Dr. Patricia Medford (Joan Weldon) in THEM! (1954).
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
2 posts
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9 tags
August 2011
2 posts
1 tag
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
8 posts
May 2011
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
“My crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun, but in fact he’s just a...”
– Da Vinci’s Notebook, “Another Irish Drinking Song”
July 2010
4 posts
June 2010
1 post
March 2010
1 post
November 2009
1 post
How Not To Grow A Beard Month →
This year, we’re growing our beards for charity. Beards4Boobs is raising money for the Ann Voegerl Memorial Breast Cancer Research Fund. So sponsor your favorite beard and help save boobs everywhere!
October 2009
9 posts
A question of protocol.
“Trick or treat!” Kyle said, holding up his orange jack-o-lantern bucket.
“Happy Hallowe’en,” said the nice lady.
Kyle watched her drop a treat into his bucket.
“You gave me money!” he said, clearly amazed.
“Yes,” said the nice lady.
Kyle, nonplussed, exclaimed, “I need candy!”
1 tag
“Every single person that wrote s—- went to see that movie multiple times...”
– Brett Ratner, director of X-Men: The Last Stand and no stranger to hyperbole.
“There but for the grace of you go I.”
– Simon & Garfunkel, “Kathy’s Song”
1 tag
“Will someone come
save us from
this storyline of mass destruction?
Will they...”
– Johnny Hollow, “Superhero”
It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage.
Kyle and I watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull together this evening. Kyle had many questions, starting with an important one during the very first scene…
Kyle: Is that Indiana Jones? Me: Yup. Kyle: Why is he old?
September 2009
13 posts
“I don’t want to stick my finger in your butt.”
– A slightly woozy Kyle, partially sedated, attempting to explain to a doctor that he did not want her to examine his bottom.
