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Nov 03 2009 ∞

How Not To Grow A Beard Month

This year, we’re growing our beards for charity. Beards4Boobs is raising money for the Ann Voegerl Memorial Breast Cancer Research Fund. So sponsor your favorite beard and help save boobs everywhere!

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Oct 31 2009 ∞

A question of protocol.

“Trick or treat!” Kyle said, holding up his orange jack-o-lantern bucket.

“Happy Hallowe’en,” said the nice lady.

Kyle watched her drop a treat into his bucket.

“You gave me money!” he said, clearly amazed.

“Yes,” said the nice lady.

Kyle, nonplussed, exclaimed, “I need candy!”

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Oct 30 2009 ∞
Dark Knight

Dark Knight

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Oct 26 2009 ∞
Scrambler Marie’s Bacon Cheeseburger

Scrambler Marie’s Bacon Cheeseburger

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Oct 19 2009 ∞
Turkey and Herb Pate from a NATO Operational Ration Pack. It doesn’t look like cat food. Not at all.

Turkey and Herb Pate from a NATO Operational Ration Pack. It doesn’t look like cat food. Not at all.

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Oct 16 2009 ∞
“ Every single person that wrote s—- went to see that movie multiple times because a movie doesn’t gross [$200 something million] unless people go to see it more than once.
— Brett Ratner, director of X-Men: The Last Stand and no stranger to hyperbole.
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Oct 15 2009 ∞
Dinner at Tucky’s

Dinner at Tucky’s

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Oct 13 2009 ∞
“ There but for the grace of you go I.
— Simon & Garfunkel, “Kathy’s Song”
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Oct 06 2009 ∞
“ Will someone come
save us from
this storyline of mass destruction?
Will they stay
when they see
what we have done just to be free?
— Johnny Hollow, “Superhero”
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Oct 05 2009 ∞

It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage.

Kyle and I watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull together this evening. Kyle had many questions, starting with an important one during the very first scene…

Kyle: Is that Indiana Jones?
Me: Yup.
Kyle: Why is he old?

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